NBA MVP

Here you vote for the NBA MVP in your opinion which means Most Valuable Player. The definition of MVP is the best player on a team or in a league. So now you vote. (LeBron)

Top 5 Most Horrendous Cubbies

WILMINGTON, DE – This dreary morning, my good friend Ben Horgan and I went messy cubby hunting in the ripe messy cubby fields of St. Edmond’s Academy. Sadly, we didn’t find any small animals, old gym uniforms or a cascade of overflowing papers but we did find these fine specimens:

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The scary quartet of Ben Russell, Charles Parson, Conor Alcarese and Jack Nielsen pull the schools messiest cubby. Hailing from Mr. Skofield’s room these young lads have accumulated this mess since spring break when they were required to clean their cubbies.

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Nick Salameda and Drew Scott have truly mastered the art of making their cubbies messy. Look at this fine specimen!

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Not many people can boast having towers of messy books/papers AND a bag full of lacrosse gear perturbing from their cubby. Kudos to JC Pauley on this masterpiece.

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Tyrone Steele and Ray Shorter grab a solid 4th with this respectable effort.

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Mali Mase and Dino Matulas have truly cleaned up their act recently. No abandoned skater shoes or Gucci belts in this cubby anymore!!

At the end of the day, it was truly disappointing how clean this schools’s cubbies are.

Kevin Ware Injury Update

As you know Kevin Ware had a gruesome injury in the first half of the Louisville vs Duke game. It happened when Kevin Ware was closing out on a three point shot trying to contest it. He landed awkwardly on his right leg and we think his tibia came out of its socket and drove through his skin and his bone was outside his leg. His teammates broke down in tears… everyone did from coaches to players, probably even fans too. But now he is doing better, so we can be happy again.

Heat Extend The Winning Streak

By: Jared Goldberg
The Heat have now won 16 games in a row. They have beat the Raptors, Bobcats, Rockets, Clippers, Lakers, Trail Blazers, Thunder, Hawks, Bulls, Sixers, Cavaliers, Kings, Grizzlies, Knicks, Timberwolves, and Magic, all in that order. Also in the first 6 games LeBron James scored 30 points in each game and shot 60%+ in all of them. The Heat are the best team in the NBA and they are on fire.

East West Bowl

By: Jared Goldberg, Ben Horgan, and Chris Avila
Key and Peele’s new video “East West Bowl” is a must-see video on YouTube. It is a trending video that everyone is talking about. Everybody thinks that it is so funny and everyone loves it, I will give you a couple names from the video… (The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop,) T.J A.J R.J Backslashinfourth V, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon, Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt,T’Variusness King, Saggitariutt Jefferspin, Donkey Teeth, Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, and Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith. These are the names of some of the “players” in the East West Bowl by Key and Peele.

SEA Basketball Teams Finding Success

We talked to Mr. Holsten about the basketball teams at SEA and so far our teams are playing very well. Overall here are the records of each team:

3-4 grade Red 0-7
3-4 grade Gray 4-4

JV Red 4-2
JV Gray 6-0
JV Black 5-2
JV White 2-4

Varsity Black 7-1
Varsity Red 10-1
Varsity Gray 6-2
Varsity White 5-2

Of all the SEA school basketball teams, our record is 46 wins and 25 loses.